The fact of the matter is, while our world outside is suffering from a global meltdown from toxins and other things that are said to be crashing down on us in the next 50 years, your inside a dense classroom with a professor way passed his day lecturing on and on about some sort of economics or inflation or something that even though your almost done with the course, you still know nothing about. So, what was it you were thinking about?

Here’s the countdown:

#1. Next cigarette, next meal, next nap;
    While Mr. Professor is jawing away about America’s invincible economy, were first thinking about how you skipped breakfast and how much you couldn’t wait to stop watching the clock and get out of their to eat some leftover Chinese from last night. You were thinking about how broke you are and how, even though you shouldn’t smoke, you really want to buy a fresh pack of flavored Camels. Even though you are barely awake right now, you can’t wait for your next dive into nap time.

#2. What am I going to get for my dog for Christmas?
    Or you’re Mother? Father? Sister? Brother? Girlfriend? Boyfriend? Catfish? Hopefully you don’t have all of these to buy for; hopefully you don’t have all of these types of people in your life at once, but I suppose in some cultures, a boyfriend and girlfriend at the same time may be acceptable. Hopefully, this culture also doesn’t celebrate Christmas.

#3. “…how many days until I leave for spring break?”
    Everybody loves spring break! Go ahead; use your sidekick four’s calendar feature to count the days down to when you leave for you spring break trip with studentcity.com to Cancun or Acapulco or something.

#4. The kid in front of me really needs a shower.
    (It happens.)

#5. Oh, I remember my dream now…
    I was flying through the skyscrapers of the Boston night sky where I abruptly came upon Gene Simmons and my mother playing Jenga while sitting on the Falcor the luck dragon from the Never-ending Story. (I can’t believe I took that last night.)

#6. I don’t even know what economy is…
    I don’t know, I just don’t buy it. …MMMmmm Chinese.

#7. I’m going to write a blog about this later.
    And so it was, the clock ticked the departure time and I was that much closer to my Christmas break where I could more freely do #1 – 7 at ease without being interrupted by Mr. Professor and thoughts of Falcor the luck dragon.

Hope this was a good laugh!
Cheers!
Jeremiahcity